The Walk of the Confused Flâneuse

Now that the New York branch of La Société des Flaneurs Sans Frontières is formed, and its founding legend established (something that once took eons), New York tour operators are welcome to add The Walk of the Confused Flâneuse to their itineraries. Based on Part Three of I Choose Flâneuse, the trail follows the sad heroine from her awakening in Central Park to her arrival at the Washington Square Arch in Greenwich Village.

The numbers 1, 2, and 3 on the map indicate the places where the heroine had to sit down and shake water out of her sneakers. Pilgrims following the trail are encouraged to visit a café near these locations. A more annotated map is in development.

Distance: 3.8 mi.; 6115.5 m.
Calorie burn: 410 calories