Frito Pie as Perfect NY Walking Food

I'm getting psyched for a Julian Schnabel-themed Happy Hour later this afternoon. Before I go, I want to share with you how to make a genuine portable Frito Pie.

Directions: Acquire a small bag of Fritos. Get a pair a scissors and cut an angle off the top of the bag. Pour some heated chili in the bag on top of the Fritos. Grate cheddar cheese on top. Stick a plastic fork in it and go.